So, two weeks ago tomorrow I attended my first drill of officer training. I know, I know. It's been two weeks, but that's how long it's taken me to recover from it.
How was it you ask?
Imagine the worst place in the world to you. For some it may be a vegan dinner with Cameron Diaz. For others it may be an opera performed by Special Olympians that got the "Also Participated" medals--not even the bronze.
You there now? OK. Now, imagine getting kicked in the groin for two+ days straight while you're there. Also, you don't really get to sleep because of the groin kicking or anticipation of having to talk to Cameron Diaz in between bites of tabbouleh.
What was good about it? It ended. What sours that goodness? I go back for more in 3 weeks, and then again 3 weeks later, and then 4 weeks after that I go to South Dakota for 8 weeks of it straight.
I better re-check the packing list. I'm sure an athletic supporter (complete with cup), should be on the packing list.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
OCS Zero Phase Drill #1
Posted by Chesno Slova at 9:44 AM
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4 comments:
Hooooorah! Man, who doesn't like a good kick in the groin everynow and then.....third times the charm.
Sounds like heck man.
We'll be thinking about you, while we're not getting kicked in the groin.
HA HA...thats hilarious. The only thing thats worse than what you described is the two weeks you have to look forward to in S. Dakota. Too bad you are so tall...you are bound to get some 5'2" TAC NCO with a beef that can't stop yelling at your belly button - Get down! Get up! At least its harder for him to kick you in the groin. HA HA HA.
Oh and have a great day.
Man, I would love it if it were only 2 weeks in SD. Turns out it is a full 8 weeks.
Oh, I should not laugh, but I will.
Heee heee heee heee heee hee-hee.
P.S. I actually like tabbouleh, but not with Cameron Diaz.
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