If you won't help Screech, who will you help?

OK, so I didn't follow protocol and keep "Chesno" in the title of this entry, and that is just how darn strongly I feel about this.

Our favorite Samuel "Screech" Powers is having his house foreclosed on in Wisconsin and he needs our help and I'm here to give it. He needs $250,000 to save his home so he is selling Save the D-Man's Home T-shirts for $15 a pop (plus $6.50 shipping).

Assuming he makes nothing on the shipping cost. He will need to sell 16,667 of these shirts in 40 days to save his home. Won't you help him? He could use it. Chesno.